Broken Down, No Cell Service, No People... What do you do???

One of my fears is breaking down in a place with population nothing and no cell service.. So what do you do??

Well I could....

• Get a gun.. but I'm not the gun carrying type of person (not anti guns but not for me)
• Never mind gun laws in NY plus I'm going to Canada (Niagara Falls)
• Get a machete... but not really the machete wielding type of person either
• Get a GPS beacon that hikers use to alert authorities to your exact location.. :)
• This is the option for me but my only concern is do they respond in time before wild coyotes and bears may cross my path... so in addition I'm getting a police baton and a couple flares

Hope it works!! :)